Thursday, September 19, 2013
Monday, May 20, 2013
I woke up from a nap really angry that the Fresh Prince took a cab all the way from West Philadelphia to Bel-Air
as seen on a startup chat board. and then: "turns out there are several verses missing from the opening to the show, detailing a plane ride. less angry"
Wednesday, January 16, 2013
Friday, May 11, 2012
Thursday, March 01, 2012
Thursday, January 26, 2012
Saturday, November 12, 2011
Tuesday, November 01, 2011
you sound like the archetypal driven career woman from any romantic comedy who resists falling in love with Ryan Reynolds at first.
please don't waste my time with drawn-out banter or boring/awkward chats or texts prior to meeting.
Sunday, October 30, 2011
This unreasonably fashionable woman walked into the foyer at church and then told me she loved my boots. I said they are from Target. A sacred trust is born.
Sunday, October 16, 2011
Friday, September 30, 2011
Like a butterfly was about to land on my shoulders then changed its mind and all I get is the slight hint of touch from its wings.
Poor Julia. The tragedy of having a massage therapist sister who lives out of state, and a husband who gives weak sauce massages.
Monday, August 08, 2011
Friday, May 13, 2011
Wednesday, May 04, 2011
in my defense, i was trying to think of things that "don't take up a lot of space." otherwise, i would have included hula hoop.