Would you mind saying all that again, on the phone to my dad?

When Ashley takes her car in for service, she's not afraid to use her "lifeline."

your dad and I are like the beatles, much more interesting together than apart

via ashley, recounted by a girl in her ward's testimony meeting of what her mother told her this weekend.

Not only do I not know Anela or how to say her name, I really don't want to go to a bringing sexy back anything

Ashley snubs her invitation to a party called "Cuz everyone knows Anela, who doesn't?! Bringing sexy back Bday!!"

I can almost guarantee that his mom makes leprosy bandages.

Ashley doesn't feel bad about thinking his headband looks homemade.

If I were Michelle Obama, I would be collecting this stuff

Ashley on Towelbama

the really really skinny hot girl I work with is looking especially skinny and hot today. I'm not checking her out in a gross way. just a jealous way

ashley's chat with becca makes it onto my quote wall. ahh, gtalk.

If there was a chance you'd run into Martha Stewart at work, YOU'D iron your shirt too.

Ashley's morning routine gets more complicated when Martha's thrown into the mix.

feeth rhymes with teeth

Ashley explains that Feet and Teeth don't rhyme, but offers up a helpful suggestion.