well, you have 20 minutes left to propose to him...

Yes, I'd PREFER for him to ask me out, but since nothing you do on Leap Day counts...

you sound like the archetypal driven career woman from any romantic comedy who resists falling in love with Ryan Reynolds at first.

please don't waste my time with drawn-out banter or boring/awkward chats or texts prior to meeting.

You wouldn't be floating; when you look back along the beach and see just one set of carbon footprints, that's when I carried you. In my Hummer.

Jeff's response to Jessica's FB status: Is celebrating earth day by not owning a car and taking electric powered public transportation to and from work. If my carbon footprint were any smaller I would be floating

(also, I realize that this makes the third consecutive FB- inspired quote I've posted. It's getting awfully meta on here.)