House Rules

1. 2 of the 3 roommates must be day clubbers
2. No speaking after midnite
2.5. Don't buy babies from Dirk!
3. Do not ignore Jo's techno
4. Don't let the hatas stop you from doin yo thang
5. Aprons are just for looking at
6. No donuts allowed- Sales Exempt
7. Cold onion Rings on an empty stomach are surprisingly good.

now that these are published, i shall erase them from the board they've been on for the past two years