You wouldn't be floating; when you look back along the beach and see just one set of carbon footprints, that's when I carried you. In my Hummer.

Jeff's response to Jessica's FB status: Is celebrating earth day by not owning a car and taking electric powered public transportation to and from work. If my carbon footprint were any smaller I would be floating

(also, I realize that this makes the third consecutive FB- inspired quote I've posted. It's getting awfully meta on here.)