have a good day at the aquarium.have a good day... with your fabric.

emma is 3, but she knows what's up.

I don't understand. When did we invent Frankenstein? In the 1800's? And we can't even cure pain?

If only Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley had spent a little less time crafting her novel and a little more time paving the medical frontier.

He was always a manly man kind of boy in taste.

Mom refers to Matt's phase at age four when he would only wear plaid button-down collared shirts.

Well, you have an in.Kathy lives in an inn!?

Marcel then decided that he was moving into Kathy's Inn as soon as he got old enough to move out.

I do NOT want you to google 'things.'

Stacie to wee Marcel. Marcel: "NO, things that I like."

Award! Poop, poop, death, funny, weird.

Summarizing a blog comment.

You guys are so high class. You only eat what you see on Iron Chef.

Andy gets defensive, I get confused.

Every time I meet him he's all, "So. Science."

Megan decides Rosie should chat with her brother.

I don't know why, but I like music real bad.

The bishop's little son wanted to help dj at a ward party. Aw.

Did you know flowers lactate?

I then sent Van to google to find out how soy milk is made.