how do they know not to mate with other kinds of animals?the same way humans know not to mate with gorillas.or statues.

I don't understand. When did we invent Frankenstein? In the 1800's? And we can't even cure pain?

If only Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley had spent a little less time crafting her novel and a little more time paving the medical frontier.

He was always a manly man kind of boy in taste.

Mom refers to Matt's phase at age four when he would only wear plaid button-down collared shirts.

Then Justin Timberlake got cool. After he brought back the romance, or whatever it was he did.

You went from jubilee jumbles to Yasir Arafat's jiblets

Discussing Matt's favorite cookie