i wouldn't be surprised if there is something off about space-time today

maybe it's just us, or maybe it's the entire universe. today is seriously weird.

if he has time for avatar, he has time for you.

apolo ohno was made for erica. he just has to give up some of his rigorous training schedule first and then she will spoon feed him asparagus and chicken.

because we all want a live feed of my ichats

l: yeah so, do you want to marry my brother?
let's get back to the point
j: only if he rap battles me in arabic
l: when you see him, do you picture him green and covered in blood?
j: yes. always.
and growling, "raw, diggy diggy"
l: why that part?
j: isn't that what you do at gwar?

because that's how i'll get my million dollar settlement

l: our dads can have lawyer fights
j: ha
you know how they have those rap battles and catwalk battles
i wish there was some sort of lawyer-off
l: our dads would do that?
j: i guess that's called court

You went from jubilee jumbles to Yasir Arafat's jiblets

Discussing Matt's favorite cookie

Speakerphones are for grandmas.Speakerphones are for really important famous people.

a partly misunderstood conversation

My name is Jodie Foster and I am at Sundance to take Jo and Katie to Fred Segal to see the boot shadows.

I wish everyone at Sundance had to wear name tags. Katie wishes we had been able to see more than just the outside of Fred Segal.