if he has time for avatar, he has time for you.

apolo ohno was made for erica. he just has to give up some of his rigorous training schedule first and then she will spoon feed him asparagus and chicken.

I pray every night that your husband will graduate from high school.

At least someone is thinking about him.

Mohair. The hot dog of fabric.

Andy mistakenly thought mohair was a blend. But it's a purebred from angora goats, duh.

I'm cool. I keep my hands outta my pants.

Angie's impression of Andy.

Just because a bed is the thing to sleep on doesn't mean I have to get one.

Maybe a mission makes you weird after all.

I am so glad I know you so I could get my hands dipped in wax.

Soon I will start taking bribes from whoever wants to be my plus-one at Hollywood parties.

I guess hipsters like to get busy too.

Two days off his mission, Andy notices the abundance of lingerie at Urban Outfitters.

Hear ye, hear ye, peasants and royalty alike, this baby is jiggity jacked.

Dirk just making fun of Kayla's diction.

Chong, stop using Urban Dictionary to find out what everything means!

Overheard in Mitch's office.

You were raised on McDonalds. As in McDonalds paid for you to be raised.

Mitch reveals the details of Niall's upbringing.

Wetsuit? Why don't you try a belt.

Katie meets the weirdest people through Morrissey.  Since when was a wetsuit the answer to getting pantsed?

I hear Kanye's kinda rappy.

Jory was making fun of someone's stupid music taste or something. I don't remember.

If Morrissey handed me the mic I'd say, "Do you like chocolate?"

Katie wants to know.