We almost had to take naps on lesbians.

Sundance is rough for Dirk and Kathryn.

I am so glad I know you so I could get my hands dipped in wax.

Soon I will start taking bribes from whoever wants to be my plus-one at Hollywood parties.

Hear ye, hear ye, peasants and royalty alike, this baby is jiggity jacked.

Dirk just making fun of Kayla's diction.

I mean, I wish you could do stuff to a bird and the bird would be like, "Oh, humans!"

Dirk still dreams of a pet crow.

I feel like I could know more about trees.

I think this was Dirk. At cabin.