news papper lied

wha? which one? when? be more constructive with your feedback. Seen on cardboard, held by a man on the corner by the gas station, with the second "p" faintly rubbed out. Couldn't afford a new piece of cardboard I guess.

Grandma farted!

Emma, in that tiny 2 year old voice, over and over and over, right as the waiter came. Plus it wasn't true.

You went from jubilee jumbles to Yasir Arafat's jiblets

Discussing Matt's favorite cookie

It's not my turn to teach tomorrow so I hope something spiritual happened on "The Bachelor" this week.

Mom frets over the salvation of the 13 year olds.

I am 100% sure that some girl thought her best outfit was hammer pants and a tube top.

Forgive me for doubting.

Remember me? Jo. Joanna. Joanna Thomas. Joanna Thomas Øye.

According to Libbie, what I'll say to Erlend Øye when I show up to move in.