because we all want a live feed of my ichats

l: yeah so, do you want to marry my brother?
let's get back to the point
j: only if he rap battles me in arabic
l: when you see him, do you picture him green and covered in blood?
j: yes. always.
and growling, "raw, diggy diggy"
l: why that part?
j: isn't that what you do at gwar?

because that's how i'll get my million dollar settlement

l: our dads can have lawyer fights
j: ha
you know how they have those rap battles and catwalk battles
i wish there was some sort of lawyer-off
l: our dads would do that?
j: i guess that's called court

Maybe just as brilliant is that Amy is a water bottle and I am a kitty.